Welcome to The Summer of Our Disconnect

(The following Mets are exempt from this: Johan, Frankie and Gary Sheffield)

Like so many Met seasons of the past, the 2009 edition of the New York Mets died in Turner Field this evening as they lost 3 of 4 to the Braves to start the 2nd half. Sure, they may have been kept alive by the machines (the Phillies struggling for a month), but this team has been a goner for awhile now. After the first post All-Star break series, they sit 10 games back of the Phillies in the loss column, are once again the weak punchlines of bloviating windbags in the sports media and with the trade deadline 11 days away, it's highly unlikely the Mets will be buyers.


Following the trauamatic endings of the last 3 seasons, having the Mets going into the tank now seems almost welcome by comparison. If 2006 was walking in on your wife screwing your best friend, 2007 was getting screwed in the divorce and last year was losing custody of the kids, then this year has been akin to living in a motel off I-95 in Palm Coast.

Now admittedly, I haven't been as diligent this year since I don't have the luxury of Extra Innings, but I still follow as closely as I can by watching online, analyzing the boxes, the transactions and the rumors. Every time I watch a Met game on ESPN or catch a look-in on MLB Net, the place just sounds comatose. Part of that can be blamed on the ridiculous ticket prices of Citi Field that has welcomed the Bailout Crowd, whose conferences are being interrupting by a baseball game, but the holdovers from Shea have been silent as well. Before the injuries, I felt like the fans and players shared the same attitude of "Who cares? We have to wait 5 months to make everyone shut up anyway." After one crunch-time failure after another, it's pretty easy to be jaded and after 3 spectacular chokes, Met fans are as bitter as Keith Olbermann these days.

It would be easy to blame this on all injuries like many others, but there's a lot more to what's currently going on in Flushing than just the disabled list. Management will take a lot of the blame as they're responsible for the roster. It's been New York's dirty secret that the Wilpons were one of the biggest victims of the Madoff scheme (some estimates range as high as $700 million, nice to know you can lose that and still own a team in the biggest market), which along with the injuries may explain why Mets have been hesitant to pull the trigger on any deals.

Omar Minaya is fortunate that he has the injuries to fall back on this season becuase he certainly is not without blame for this mess. You can't blame him for not having depth from a free agent standpoint because how many capable backups can you find on the market that can be a starter for an extended period as well? He can blamed however for the deals not made (Derek Lowe, Edwin Jackson for Ryan Church) and not having an adequate minor league system to go to in case of emergency.

Since Minaya's arrival in 2005, here are the list of Mets who came up through the system: Heath Bell (before he became the second coming of Trevor Hoffman, go figure), Royce Ring, Anderson Hernandez, Mike Jacobs (played 1 month in '05), Brian Bannister (was a starter for the first month of 2006, got hurt, traded that offseason), Phillip Humber, Henry Owens, Mike Pelfrey, Lastings Milledge, Carlos Muniz, Joe Smith, Carlos Gomez, Eddie Kunz, Jonathon Niese, Bobby Parnell, Argenis Reyes, Nick Evans, Daniel Muprhy, Fernando Martinez.

Out of that entire group, they only players that can still contribute are Pelfrey, Parnell, Murphy and F-Mart. That's 4 out of 19....below average production, right? Even if the Mets were in contention to make a big trade, there's such a dearth of talent in the minors (and hope pinned on the ones who can make a difference), that they couldn't swing a deal for a chase-changer.

The onus is on the players too. At some point, you have to stop making excuses and play full-out. Mike Pelfrey and Oliver Perez are major league pitchers with front of the rotation material and have double-digit win seasons to their name, yet every time something doesn't go their way, they throw a pity party and make a potentially bad inning a disasterous inning. Daniel Murphy never had an issue with defense last season, but he let everyone's suspicions and criticisms get in his head, and I say that as a Murphy fan.

The Cardinals had plenty of injuries in 2006, the Phillies have had their share of injuries the last 3 seasons, but that didn't stop them. This is just a team that feels sorry for itself and it's pathetic.

Oh well, at least I'll be able to enjoy August and September for once.

2009 New York Mets Season Preview: It Can't Happen Again, Right? Right?

You couldn't blame Mets fans for being as cynical about the 2009 season as the American public is about the current economy. But after a winter of second-guessing, what ifs, self-loathing, trades and signings, we're ready to go.

The main issue addressed in the off-season was the downfall of the last 2 Septembers. As big as the signings of K-Rod and J.J. Putz were, the execution of Scott Schoeneweis, Aaron Heilman, Joe Smith, Duaner Sanchez and Luis Ayala were just as huge.

Now I could rehash their greatest hits and how they almost drove me to raging alcoholism, but it's a new year.

The big knock on K-Rod is that his arm is due to go Dave Dravecky after 62 saves in 76 appearences last season. I would point out however that he did not have a single 4+ out save last season. Also, it's worth noting that giving K-Rod 3 years/$37 mil at 27 is vastly different than giving Billy Wagner 4 years/$ 43 mil at 34. The fact that Omar was able to shave 2 years and $38 mil off the initial figures Rodriguez was looking at last July is quite impressive. It also makes the Putz trade even more brilliant in hindsight as they have an all-star caliber closer as a set-up man and ace in the hole should Frankie's arm fail him.

It's a little unnerving that the Mets are going into battle this season attempting to take down the lefty-heavy Phillies with just one lefty reliever, who I might add has exactly ONE pitch, but yet I do not fear. The lone bright spot in the tire fire that was the bullpen was Brian Stokes. While the term "crossover reliever" is very LaRussa-esque and makes me cringe, Stokes fits the term to a T as he was effecttive against hitters on both sides of the plate. If 2008 was more of a trend than an accident, not only does that give Jerry a reliable option against lefties (let's face it, Feliciano has been a crap shoot for a year and a half now), it also gives him their 7th inning option.

The rotation is obviously set at the top by The Left Arm Of God and potential in the spots behind him.

Mike Pelfrey showed promise in the 2nd half and become the most sure thing behind Johan and Delgado, but had a shaky spring and the big concern is how he will hold up after pitching 200 innings for the first time in his career, my gut feeling says he'll be fine. When it clicks, it clicks and Pelfrey seemed to develop a confidence last year that we hadn't seen before, the belief that he belonged as a major league starter. When you have the confidence to match the stuff, you're ready to go.

The main reason I believe the Mets signed Oliver Perez this offseason was the sole belief that better for him be on their side if/when he gets it than with somebody else. I'd say he's due to break through this year, but I said that last year too, so search me.

John Maine could be the usual solid #3 if he's healthy. It's a must that he develops his curveball in order for him to get his pitch count down, which is the only thing that has inhibited him as a starter.

Only real changes to the lineup are Luis Castillo tentaively hitting 8th and Daniel Murphy winning the starting job in left. I'm a big fan of what Murph did down the stretch last season. He won't go for a lot of power, but in this lineup, he doesn't have to. His role is to be on base to set up Wright/Delgado/Beltran, not to mention with the quality pitch selection and ability to go opposite field is a huge plus as a #2 hitter with Reyes on base.

I don't expect Carlos Delgado to unleash the '03 version of himself as he did for the final 2 and a half months last season, but a .272/27/96 shouldn't be too much of a reach.

This is David Wright's year to become the leader that we've been waiting for him to be, both on the field and in the clubhouse. True, he may have caught a little too much heat for the strikeout against the Cubs on the final Wednesday (myself included), but more than ever this team needs that Jeter-like influence and Wright has that ability, it's time for him to flex that muscle.

Of course, there is the dirty little secret that should all else fail, the small-market teams will be shedding salary like it's going out of style at the trade deadline. Damn, I feel like a Yankee fan just talking like that. Economic disaster.....catch the excitement!

The New York media has already started the rumblings of Jerry Manuel being fired if the Mets do not make the playoffs again, which to me is propestorous. If the bullpen doesn't trip over itself last year, we'd be talking about one of the greatest turnaround jobs in baseball history. Jerry was able to bring some sense of stability to a team that had been missing it for a long time. With a structured bullpen seemingly in palce (key word: seemingly), Manuel doesn't have to spend the entire game wondering how he eventually has to juggle the pen. Given the circumstances, I think Jerry handled himself quite well, which makes me all the more confident in what he'll do this season.

Prediction: uhhhhhhhhhhhh, you really don't expect me to do that?

Straight Cash, Homey

If you're expecting more of me whining about how the Mets are the biggest choke artists this side of a Lexington Steele partner, well, give it another day or two. But this post is about one of the few guys who has stepped his game up every time he has been given the opportunity.

Even after the Cubs took a 2-0 lead Tuesday night, Mets fans who packed Shea Stadium and watching on TV knew that Johan Santana was about to put the hammer down on Chicago. Johan knew that while the rest of this team may be world-class chokers, he wasn't about to let himself be grouped in with the rest of the bunch. In other words, he was about to prove that he was worth every penny of that $137 million deal.

Santana allowed just 3 baserunners and struck out 6 after Mark DeRosa's RBI single in the 3rd, finishing with 10 K's and taking the NL ERA lead in the process as well as picking up his 15th win.

Collapse 2.0 may be in its final stages, but Johan did his damnedest to keep himself out of the media's crossfire. He gets why they brought him here, that games like these are his sole purpose of being in the blue and orange, why the fans were so eager to drop the savior label on him.

After the failed efforts (and feelings) of Tom Glavine in Game 162, and the bullpen and Jose Reyes, Mets fans were (and still are) desperate to find someone who welcomed the challenge and rose to it. Johan had a very good 1st half, but has gone his usual legendary self in the 2nd half, but there was a certain degree of difficulty to this one. While the Twins were in the chase during all of his tenure there, the scrutiny (no knock on Twins fans) wasn't as intense as New York and the Twins never stared down the 2nd biggest gag-job of the decade.

Santana hasn't shied away like Tom Terrible, as illustrated in the 1st inning of Tuesday night's game as he routinely buzzed Cubs hitters up and in and establishing the inside of the plate. After DeRosa's single and a couple bad calls from Phil Cuzzi, Santana showed that attitude of "That's the last they're getting on me. Alright guys, get on my back, we're not losing this game."

It's refreshing to see a Met deliever in the big spot time after time for arguably the first time since the 99-01 squads made it a science. Now if David Wright and Carlos Beltran could follow suit, this team may have a chance. But I'm not counting on it.

Not Again

There comes a point where watching your team stops being fun and I think Mets fans have found that point the last 2 weeks.

To be 4 games back in both standings after fighting back from early season woes, turmoil and injuries would've been perfectly fine and a more than acceptable effort from this team. But to climb all the way back, go 3 and a half up with 17 to go (the bastard son of this blog), have that evaporate in exactly 2 minutes, and then commit the exact same sins of last September against the same teams, well, there's a breaking point, isn't there?

Given the way 2006 ended, the horror of last year and now the collapse in progress, you wouldn't blame any of us if we torched Shea Stadium to the groud after Sunday. Actually, come to think of it, here's a brilliant idea: Fans can take home any piece of Shea Stadium they want, so long as they bludgeon any member of the Met bullpen with said item.

Maybe I'm overreacting with 6 games left to play and the Wild Card lead, but is there anything about this team that makes you think they'll hang on? Didn't think so either.

Mets 1st Half Report Card Part 2

Before we begin, I know that people will largely will remember this All-Star Game for the fact that it nearly ended in a tie again, but that was the best played all-star game I've seen played in awhile. A lot of extra inning games can go 1-2-3 with an occasional runner at 1st for awhile, but extras last night didn't disappoint, whether it was stellar defense (except for you. Mr. Uggla) or guys stepping up even though they were out of position, it made staying up til 1:45 a little defensible. And say what you want about Billy, at least he's consistent when it comes to blowing games. Thank you and Dan Uggla for nothing. Now on with the 1st half grades of the hitters and coaches.....


Jose Reyes: B Reyes continues to be a flashpoint for the team with the media and fans. Some feel he can do no wrong and others (myself included) feel he can stand to mature a little bit. As demonstrated in 2006 and the first half of 2007, when he's locked in, this team is near unbeatable. When his mind wanders, mediocrity lurks in the shadows as seen in the first month and a half of the season. To his credit, Reyes is htting over .300 at the break and is starting to re-gain better patience at the plate that he had lost since last September which reminded fans of the 2004-2005 Reyes which would swing at almost anything and inhabited his ungodly potential. While he has still shown immature fits such as throwing his glove in the air during the game against the Hankees and storming off the field in Anaheim, Jose seems to be getting better on his focus and is fourth in the NL with 32 steals (but caught stealing 10 times, which is almost half his total all of last season) , which could be the difference as to whether this team plays in October or not.

David Wright: A While D-Dubs has yet to get on a tear of sorts, he is 5th in the NL with 70 RBI and an OBP% of .380 and a continued rock in the lineup. If not for the efforts of The People's Champ and Ryan Church, the Mets would've been behind Atlanta in June and ther optimism that is glowing right now certainly isn't happening. As stated, he and Beltran have not had their streaks yet and that's what makes this team so scary.

Carlos Beltran: B Sure, Carlos has his 4-5 game flashes of brilliance, but he has had 2004-like streaks here the last 2 years and we have yet to see that. Beltran continues to provide arguably the best centerfield defense in Mets history and the occasional 3-run blast, but we know he is capable of much more. Why a B you ask? Beacuse while it is not the 06/07 Beltran, it is certainly not the 05 Beltran and that's above average to me.

Carlos Delgado: C Ahhhhh, the man I have thrown much hateration on for the first 2 and a half months. While the real life Pedro Cerrano still can't hit a curveball to save his life (making the parallels between the two all the more eerie) and his defense is just about average, I have to give credit where its due. Delgado's recent surge is a key reason for the 9-game charge to within a half-game of the Phils. Plus, I always have to give credit to a guy who goes into "The Cathedral" (by the way, if I hear one more person say the real MVP of the All-Star Game is Yankee Stadium, I will assault them Kyle Farnsworth style) and punk the Hankees the way Delgado did in the doubleheader.

Ryan Church: B+ The only reason I'm not giving Church an A is because he hasn't been around more to produce, which is no fault of his own mind you. As I said earlier, without Wright and Church's play in the first month and a half this is already a lost cause. Whether Church plays another game this year or not (and at this point it's day-to-day), the Mets have ripped off the Nationals for this season thanks to the efforts of Church and Schenider and the contuining Alex Ecobar impression from Lastings Milledge in D.C. *knock on wood*.

Moises Alou: Incomplete The one word that sums up the Alou Era in New York.

Luis Castillo: C+ Aside from his early season struggles, Castillo continues to do what he always does, slap hits, set up Jose on the bases, leg out the occasional infield hit, play solid defense and have his knee give out every 2 weeks or so. While signing him to a 4-year deal is ridiculous on so many levels, Castillo ended up being one of the reasons Johan decided to head to Queens, well that and 137 million ducketts. If Manuel keeps the platoon of Easley/Argenis together to ease the burden on Castillo's knees from playing every day, I'm fine with that.

Brian Schneider: B I was initially against the trade since I believed Milledge could be the key to getting Santana at that point, I'd like to declare here that I am a dumbass. My friend Anthony and I came to the conclusion before the season started that he and LoDuca were a wash offensively and the difference being that Schenider is a little better defensively and isn't a hothead. Schneider has proved much more than that by often shutting down the opposing team's running game, handling the pitching staff exceptionally and growing a goatee that makes him look exactly like my friend T.O'C. The only oddity with Schneider is that his walk-up song is "Sweetest Girl" by Wyclef, which is the 2nd most depressing song of the decade behind City High's "What Would You Do?" I'm wondering if he chose that or he requested nothing and in Shea's never-ending quest to have loud noise at all times (seriously people, enough with Kevin James screaming at us) came up with it. And even then, what the hell? How is that motivational?

Fernando Tatis: A In a season full of swings and misses, Omar pulled a rabbit out of his hat on this one. Tatis has filled in admirably at the corner OF's and at 1st and 3rd, hitting .292 with 4 homers and 19 RBI. He also has 2 of the biggest hits of the season, the GW double against the Marlins to start Willie's Last Stand and the homer in the 12th in Philly two weeks ago.

Damion Easley: C+ Aside from the recent surge and the go-ahead homer against Colorado last Friday, Easley's had a par for the course: Good for a fill-in for a few gamees, but not for a month straight, provides some hitting and just enough defense.

Angel Pagan: B- Another unsung hero of April and early May and another great scrap sign by Minaya. Pagan was great in the field and excelled in the 2-spot while Castillo was ailing. I hope Manuel will give Pagan his due playing time when he hopefully returns later this month. A guy like Pagan is essential to a winning team, he certainly won't put up big numbers (after all, he's yet to homer as a Met), but does all the little things that help in the long run.

Endy Chavez: B Endy continues to do what he has always done in his time in Queens. Provide stellar defense, a steady bat that will get him on base and have his only home run come in May that always comes in timely spot.

Argenis Reyes: Incomplete I can't give a grade on him yet because we have such a small sample to go on, but I like what I see. Don't know what we'll get from his bat, but his defense has been exceptional. If the Mets get ANY offense from him, he's a modified Anderson Hernandez and that cat was just as good with the glove.

Ramon Castro: C- Average year from the team prankster. The minus you ask? Well, that's what happens when you don't know game time.

Marlon Anderson: D+ While I love Marlon and wouldn't speak ill of him, he just doesn't have it anymore, which is a shame because his old clutch hitting is needed down the stretch.

Raul Casanova/ Robinson Cancel/ Gustavo Molina: D Casanova launching a few homers was the only thing that kept this group from an F.

Nick Evans/ Trot Nixon/ Chris Aguila/ Andy Phillips/ Brady Clark/ Abraham Nunez: F------------ I hate to lump the kid with the has-been and the never-weres, but they all equal skid marks.

Omar Minaya: B- The landing of Santana makes up most of this. He can make up for it by getting bullpen help before the deadline, which would make this team a legitimate contender as I've been saying since last November.

Jerry Manuel: B+ Whether or not the recent turnaround can be attributed to the new manager is debatable, but one thing is for sure, the Manuel Administration is definitely more hands-on than his 2 predecessors. Manuel has not felt the need to manage by the payroll and give days off from time to time and brought some stability to the bullpen by assigning roles and has actually seen some improvement. The biggest difference amongst fans has been that Manuel has shown more emotion in one month than Randolph did in 3 years. Granted, this doesn't make that much of a difference, but it has certainly won over fans and players alike.

Dan Warthen: B Now I don't know if Warthen has been the difference in the recent production of the rotation, but you can tell that they've been more relaxed than ever. As I said yesterday, the biggest change has been with Mike Pelfrey, who Warthen told to trust has fastball more, which allows him to set up his slider. The jury's still out as to whether Warthen can be renewed for next year and beyond, but he's done a solid job so far.

Willie Randolph and Rick Peterson: C- Much like two of his old pupils in Oakland, the myth of Rick Peterson was debunked in the last year and a half. Whether he was too stubborn or he put too much pressure on the pitchers, the wonders that Peterson had once worked had long disappeared by the time the hammer came down. Not that Rick really cares, I'm sure he's in a hammock in the Turks and Caicos, smoking a pipe and reading Ivanhoe. One of Willie's faults, and a Manuel strength, was that he was insistent on pretending that The Collapse never happened, where as Manuel uses it as a motivational tool. Say you get mauled by dogs while you ride your bike by the pound, you keep in mind where not to go and how to get around it, you don't just keep going past the place. Let it be said that Willie is a class guy whose only fault was that he thought if he kept doing the same thing the result would change, and we all know what the defnition of that is.

Mets 1st Half Report Card Part 1

With the ceremonial halfway mark of the season tonight (did you know that this is the last year of Yankee Stadium? They really should publicize that), I figured I should hand out my 1st half grades for the team, starting with the pitchers. For the record, the boycott ended last Wednesday and thank goodness, so I can reasonably waste $160 for the team I'm rooting for.



Johan Santana: A- You can't ask much more out of the $137 million man. With the exception of his first home start against Milwaukee and the first post-Willie Era start against the Angels, Santana has put the Mets in position to win his starts, but has often suffered the same lack of run support that hanuted Pedro at his peak. His penchant for legendary 2nd halves have many Met fans extremely opitimistic on top of the current streak. You would be hard pressed to say he hasn't been worth it so far.

Pedro Martinez: C- And that grade might be generous. Pedro has made it to the 6th inning just once in 9 starts and has an ERA of 6.25, a WHIP of 1.63 and opponents are hitting almost .300 against him. Mets fans knew when Martinez signed a 4-year deal back in December 2004 that we weren't getting the greatest pitcher on the planet Pedro of 1998-2000, but a #1 wasn't too much to ask and a good #2 upon the arrival of Santana this season. Coming into this season, we were hoping to get at least the pre-injury 2006 edition of Pedro, but even that is wishful thinking at this point. His fastball barely tops 90 and while his changeup is still what it always has been, he has had to rely mostly on smarts and grit to get by, and while this would be enough 2 or 3 years ago, it now renders him to the latin equivalent of John Burkett. Met fans can only hope for one last blaze of glory to salvage his career here, but having his health should they make it to October would suffice.

John Maine: B Maine didn't quite have the stellar 1st half he had last year, but he and Johan have been the two rocks of the staff of an otherwise unstable staff and season. Maine's knack for winning games when they absolutely have to has continued and if for nothing else, should be the top reason why Omar Minaya or if there's a new administration need to re-sign this coming winter, though I wouldn't put it past any of the parties involved not to, remember, youth isn't a strong point of theirs.


Mike Pelfrey: B+ The transformation of Pelfrey over the last month has been a revelation and proof that Minaya was extremely lucky to keep him out of the Santana deal. Throughout his struggles of the last 2 years, Pelfrey always maintained that he knew he was doing all the right things and that it would eventually lead to success, which was met with a lot of skepticism. Whether it was confidence in his stuff or just finding the right location, Pelfrey has become dependable for the last month and supplied everyone with the confidence that they can win that night. The most noticeable change in Pelfrey recently is that he's been more willing to trust his fastball in the upper 90s and go right after hitters, which sets up his nasty slider which has given him many a double play. If Pelfrey has officially turned the corner and keeps this up, the Mets have a real shot to take over the post in the N.L. East and fend off the Phils.

Oliver Perez: C+ The riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma that is Ollie continues. After having a solid 2007 that ended with a disappointing effort in Game 160, winning an arbitration case thanks to the efforts of Cyborg Boras and free agency looming, many felt this would be the year that Perez finally showed that he is a frontline starter, but instead has gone in circles so far. He continues to be money in big games, but starts like the ones against the Giants and the Mariners leave you going "What the fuck was that?" The inopportune walks and the frustration from him that follows have continued to haunt him. That said, he has shown marked improvement since the ouster of Rick Peterson who he reportedly did not see eye to eye with at all, whether Dan Warthen can finally be the one to harness Ollie's potential is the $6 million question that could help propel this team.

Billy Wagner: B Wagner's propensity for shooting off his mouth has overshadowed what has been a largely successful 1st half. His change to the wind-up has resulted in converting 22 of 28 saves, 3 of the blown saves coming in 4 days, a team leading 2.31 ERA, 0.95 WHIP and an opponent average of .193. With the recent announcement that Francisco Rodriguez will be a free agent, you have to wonder that even with 1 more season remaining on his deal, if this is Wagner's final season in New York.

Pedro Feliciano: B- The Other Pedro isn't the reliever he was in 2006 and occasionally gives you the shakes, but is still a safe bet out of the pen.

Duaner Sanchez: C+ The return of Duaner to the set-up role in 2008 had many Met fans (myself included) and while he went through struggles in May and early June, Sanchez has excelled since Jerry Manuel gave him the main 8th inning specialist. If he regains even 3/4 of his pre-injury 06 form, the bullpen is already upgraded from last year, then again Tug McGraw's corpse > Guillermo Mota.

Scott Schoeneweis: B+ From bullpen pariah last year to being booed at both Opening Days this year to reliable lefty now, Scotty Show has seen every emotional angle in the last 10 months. Whether he had recovered from a non-operable injury from last year or just caught the upside that relievers so often experience from year to year, Schoeneweis has posted an ERA of 2.65 aand an opposing average of .226.

Aaron Heilman: C To his credit, he hasn't whined about starting this season and given that his name is an trade rumor almost every other day, The Furher has handled it about as well as you can ask him. That said, Heilman's troubles against lefties have gotten progessively worse and his recent surge over the past few weeks is the only thing salvaged his grade.

Joe Smith: B Nasty has fit the description of situational reliever perfectly. He has an ERA under three and opponents are hitting near the Mendoza line against him. What Smitty's undoing last year was a poor 2nd half that ultimately sent him back to New Orelans and eventually a culprit of The Collapse, let's see if he learns from his mistakes.

Carlos Muniz: C+ This year's floater could be a key component of the bullpen if given the opportunity. Muniz has been called up 4 different times this season and his pitched mostly mop-up situations, save for a jam against the Dodgers at home in late May which he got out of without damage. He has the stuff and confidence to be a 7th or 8th inning guy, but he needs some experience to make it happen. I hope Manuel will give him the opportunity.

Claudio Vargas: C Grade fits perfect. Average.

Nelson Figueroa and Tony Armas Jr.: D Armas produced little following a solid opening start at St. Louis and Figueroa's most memorable moment came when he bitched out the Nationals for cheering like a Little League team. While he did have a point, it would've been nice had he not held a charity walk-a-thon every time he pitched. Thank you, Nelson, for nothing.

Jorge Sosa and Matt Wise: F In their defense, their other job is being a 2007 re-enactor, so in that sense, they're dedicated to their craft.

Hitters and coaches tomorrow.......

When Does Fandom Reach Insanity?

As I continue my boycott of the Mets, I'm starting to wonder whether I've legitimately lost my mind. As many a baseball fan are, I am quite the superstitious type when it comes to my teams. When the Red Sox made their epic run in 2004, I wore an old basketball tournament t-shirt with a mexican eggs stain on it, shorts with a hole and played Trick Daddy's "Let's Go" for every game from Game 4 of the ALCS through their sweep of the Cards a week later. But the last few days are starting to creep me out.

The Mets have put on an offensive explosion over the past week when I haven't been watching but when I step out to see if they can put their foot on their opponents throat, the usual foul-out at 3rd arrives with me. It all came to a head last night as I watched the bottom of the 9th to see if the Mets could finish the Phils and take 3 of 4 from the Phags. I watched with my mouth agape as the Phillies put 2 on and then Beltran's throw sail past 3rd and all of a sudden the horror of the 4-game sweep last August came rushing back. My friend in Oklahoma said it best at that moment "If they lose this game, I'm not watching them again this season." Luckily, Wagner was able to get Jayson "My facial hair is gayer than Scott Spiezio's" Werth to fly out to Endy to end the game and I proceeded to pant for 2 minutes afterwards.

I know its ridiculous to think that I have a reverse King Midas touch on this team and that the actions of one individual out of millions of fans would change a game, but this is starting to get weird. But that's why we become die-hards in the first place, because we believe we jackasses can have an effect on the game because of some stupid we're doing thousands of miles away.

Gangsta's Paradise

After threatening to "go gangster" and cut Jose Reyes, the Mets have won 3 of 4 under Jerry Manuel, thanks to another solid outing from Mike Pelfrey (walks aside) yesterday. Things look good as the Mets return home for a 3-game set against the major-league worst and the reminder that we're not as much of a disappointment, Seattle Mariners.

The thing that has stood out the most to me so far is the hands-on approach from Manuel. From defining roles in the bullpen to making sure Wright and Reyes get days off to be ready for the stretch run, which all of a sudden doesn't seem so unrealistic, Manuel has done more in 5 days than the Randolph Administration did in its final 12 months.

A sweep of Seattle would be nice, but to get 2 out of 3 for the rest of the month would work just fine.

NBA Draft preview on Tuesday or Wednesday.

Same Mets, Different Day

Well, other than a possible injury to Reyes, arguing with the new manager, Santana getting hit, Old Yeller continuing to provide stellar defense at 1st base all in the course of the 1st inning, I'd say the Jerry Manuel Era's been a success so far. And it's not as if Oliver Perez is completely unpredictable every time out, so tonight's in the bag. Eeeeeeeesh.

Memo to Jose Reyes: It's not 2006 anymore, you can't do whatever you feel like doing. Feel free to dial it down a notch or two.

Willie Gets Whacked

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The Willie Randolph Era ended at 3:15 A.M. this morning following another solid outing from Mike Pelfrey in a 9-6 win over the AL West leading Los Angels of Anaheim of Orange County yadayadayada.

Only after the Mets had won 3 of 4, went 3,000 miles away from the circus of the New York media, won, let him talk to the media, did they have the balls (or lack thereof) to fire Willie. This management certainly hasn't reached the levels of incompetence of M. Donald Grant and pals back in the '60s and '70s but it is certainly worth mentioning.

As I have said before, had the Mets wanted to fire Willie and co. after the trauma that was The Collapse, I wouldn't have held it against them given what had happened. But to fire him at 3:15 in the morning is so many levels of disgraceful, Isiah Thomas thinks it's wrong.

What? You didn't get a chance to fondle his wife and punch his children while you were at it? Did you get to pants him on SNY to make it extra special? If he really was the good guy they always made him out to be and really had respect for him like they say, they would've done this already. These guys also think it's cool to dump a chick via text. Please. They could've done this at any point in time in the last 8 months, yet they left him swinging like a tree tire in a tornado.

The man who's also partly to blame for this is Omar Minaya, who, in time, will face a similar countdown clock and the chopping block. Omar and the rest of the baseball management are at fault for thinking that the glass case of skill that is Moises Alou and the completely finished Carlos Delgado could carry this linueup. They're at fault for thinking that a bullpen that was largely responsible for the September disaster was acceptable as it was in 2007.

What a fucking joke. Congrats to The Wilpons, I hope it was worth it. I hope the beating they take in the New York and national media is as bad as I think it's gonna be.

Jimmy Rollins, Guillermo Mota and Tom Glavine are still to blame for all of this.

Thoughts From The Weekend

Before we begin the usual nonsense, my condolences to the Russert family. Tim Russert was one of the last bastions of integrity in a new industry that's been reduced to shock journalism. He was always fair, did his research and never felt the need to force his views on his audience as so many of his colleagues have. R.I.P. Tim.

- As I type this, Tiger leads the U.S. Open Playoff by 1 stroke after 8 in Torrey Pines. Whether or not he holds off Rocco Mediate today, this is Tiger's second best performance behind his absolute demolition of the field at Pebble Beach in 2000. To go 5 rounds on a bum knee and have a real good chance to win is just inhuman. The look on his face after his last ridculous putt on Saturday says it all. He's better than everyone, he knows it, you know it and he knows that you know it.

-Brandon Marshall is a weirdo

- The NBA really didn't help the perception that the officials have ulterior moves with the way the last 2 minutes of Game 5 went down last night.

-Speaking of, not counting the free throw contest he had at the end, Kobe had exactly 5 points after the 1st quarter. Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure MJ would've had more than 5 after the 1st quarter of a do-or-die game. We can stop the comparisons now, Kobe may be the best we've had since Jordan hung it up (with LeBron a very close 2nd), but he cannot shine Jordan's shoes.

- Taking 2 of 3 from a mediocre Texas team, Willie Randolph still doesn't have a genuine endorsement from Omar Minaya. The Mets make what seems like their 20th trip to the west coast this week for a three-game set against the AL West leading Angels and another set in Denver against the Rockies, inculding a great matchup on Tuesday between Johan Santana and John Lackey. The good news for the Mets is that the Angels can be a streaky team especially on offense, so it is imperative that the Met offense come to play in this series. As proven in the Game 1 loss yesterday, they have the ability to get out of large deficits, but to have any realistic chance of catching Philadelphia, they must be consistent on a nightly basis.

- If they can continue to get efforts like they did out of Oliver Perez on Friday night and (knock on wood for tonight) Mike Pelfrey, this season is not a lost cause just yet. Also imperative are moves to upgrade the bullpen, something I've been preaching for almost 8 months.

You Have To Be Kidding

Thanks to the heroics of Billy Wagner, the D-Backs were able to snatch victory from the Mets this afternoon, 5-4. It was the third consecutive blown save for Wagner, including last night's which absolutely sucked the joy out of the eventual victory and Mike Pelfrey's surprisingly dominant performance, and third in four days, and had the bullpen not imploded on Monday, he probably would've handed that one over too.

For someone who routinely runs his piehole like Billy does, you better do your damn job, especially when your team absolutely needs a win as the Mets have these past few weeks. Now closers have bad nights, even Mariano Rivera and K-Rod have days where they're not in control, but to go 3 of 4 with 2 and 3 run leads is inexcusable.

Billy honestly has got to step up and know that we've just got two outstanding efforts from our starters. He can't come in and come out there and decide that he doesn't have it today, and so be it.

Sound familiar, Wags? In the words of the great Floyd Mayweather Jr., STEP YA GAME UP!

Oh well, it's not as if the Mets are facing a team that's crushing everything this weekend. What's that you say? Damn.



ahhhhhhhhhhh, much better.

And I leave you with a priceless Brett Myers rant from last year that never ceases to entertain.

Willie Watch Round 2

Thanks to a blown 4-run lead last night to the recent struggling D-Bags, the New York Mets suffered their 5th consecutive loss and with Arizona machine Brandon Webb on the mound against the white Ollie (aka Mike Pelfrey), the odds of it stopping don't look so good. By extension, the 2nd edition of the guillotine hanging over Willie Randolph's head in 3 weeks returns.

The debate on whether Willie should go or not is as heated as the recent Democratic nomination race, with the fervent belief on each side intense. Those who want to keep Willie say that he's not the one blowing leads late, not hitting in the clutch and not hitting a curveball to save his life (21, we're looking at you) and that he can only do so much. The Willie haters point to his lack of emotion during the event that we shall not mention that led to this blog, the its not the end of the world attiude/entitlement that his team his carried for the last 12 months and his frequent mishandling of the bullpen. While I see both sides of the argument and each raise valid points, I have become of the opinion that Willie's time has come.

When Willie was on the hot seat last October after The Event That Shall Not Be Mentioned, it seemed unfair that Willie could be punished for having 2 bad weeks after 2 years of bringing the Mets back to contention. That being said, I wouldn't have entirely faulted Minaya and Co. for giving Willie the axe after such a traumatic event that obviously is still haunting this team and fanbase a la Grady Little in 2003 (other reasons aside). I also don't blame them for letting Willie stay and try to dig his way out of such a hole, but the way Met management is handling this situation is laughable.

As the players have echoed as much, either you fire Willie and get the circus over with, or you give him the season and ride it out. But to let the speculation hover around does no good for all parties involved. Despite all their eveidence to the contrary, the season can be saved as witnessed by the Phucking Phils last year and the Red Sox and Astros in 2004 (which should be noted, fired Jimy Williams around the All-Star break), each of whom kicked it around for a couple months.

As far as Willie acting like a cyborg during games. I don't expect him to be Lou Piniella, there's only a handful of managers like that in the league. But at some point, you have to get on your players for mailing it in as the Mets have done so often these past 12 months, even "Clueless" Joe Torre did it every so often. While it's true Willie isn't at fault for Beltran turning into Flushing's A-Rod, Delgado becoming the real life Pedro Cerrano and Oliver Perez reverting back to his 2006 Pittsburgh form, at some point, he becomes like any other boss, eventually the company's failures become your reponsibility. There is plenty blame to go around for the last 12 months (Brian Bannister for Ambiorix Burgos, anyone?), but ultimately, Willie is the general and needs to be relieved of his duties before this turns into the '96-'01 California/Anaheim Angels.


On a related note, the Mets said follwing a players-only meeting last night they plan to go 62-38 to finish the season and make the playoffs (uh,playoffs?). In related news, I plan to have Carrie Underwood's baby by June '09.



Yeah, she can get it.