Sunday, December 13, 2009

Otis, My Man

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The big question going into the Orlando Magic's offseason following their run to the 2009 NBA Finals was what changes would general manager Otis Smith make to a roster that came within 3 wins of a championship minus a healthy Jameer Nelson? Rafer Alston, Courtney Lee and Tony Battie were sent away to bring in Vince Carter and a then little-known reserve named Ryan Anderson. Hedo Turkoglu, Tyronn Lue and Jeremy Richardson (the last two of whom had as much to do with the playoff run as I did) were gone via free agency; Brandon Bass, Matt Barnes and Jason Williams came in.

The team has played just 1 game at full strength this year due to Rashard Lewis' 10-game suspension to start the season and Jameer Nelson's injury late in that only game together against the the Bobcats. In spite of it, it's been the new additions, and not just the big name, who have helped the Magic run out to a 17-6 record. Smith has had many detractors during his tenure as GM (including yours truly), but he needs to be given credit for helping make the Magic arguably the deepest team in the East.

Anderson was thrust into the starting lineup immediately due to the Lewis suspension and has thrived in many ways. He scored in double figures in 5 of the 6 games he started and in 10 of the 19 games he's played in, giving Stan Van Gundy another threat beyond the arc and allows him to throw many different looks on the floor with his lineup, something that could loom big come playoff time . Anderson’s impact has been immediate as seen Thursday night in Salt Lake City as Rashard Lewis deferred to a red hot Anderson for the 2nd quarter.

Bass isn't an attention getter (averaging about 9 points and 3 rebounds a game) but the dirty work he does underneath against the likes of Shaq have helped make life easier for Dwight Howard. This is critical because while Lewis and Hedo did get their fair share of rebounds, they generally didn't like fighting for them, something Bass and Barnes have no problem doing.

Barnes is an older version of Courtney Lee. As seen during his stints in Golden State and Phoenix, he can slash and create his own shot. More importantly, he is an absolute pest on D. Typically, he doesn’t draw the best offensive player, that often goes to Mickael Pietrus, but when he’s nearly glue-like on his assignments. As the Magic are likely to face teams with many offensive weapons (Boston, Atlanta) in the playoffs, Barnes could be an X-Factor.

I’d be remiss not to mention the presence of White Chocolate. J-Will was expected to provide steady minutes in relief of Jameer (and did to start the season), but has been more than serviceable as the starting point after Nelson’s injury. Who would’ve thought we’d ever see the day where Jason Williams would be playing the role of the savy veteran? Yet he’s done just that, with an over 4:1 assist to turnover ratio. Having been a part of the Heat’s 2006 championship squad, Jason’s obviously at the stage of his career where it’s strictly a ring thing. Because of this, a Nelson/Williams tandem in the playoffs has a chance to work in a way that the Nelson/Alston duo didn’t because Skip To My Lou was more concerned about starting.

And then of course, there’s Vinsanity.

The debate raged over the summer as to whether Vince Carter would be an upgrade over Hedo and so far, Carter has been equal to the task. He’s been the most consistent scorer on the team to this point and has been able to create his own shot much like Turk. Most importantly he’s filled Hedo’s role as Mr. 4th Quarter, with his biggest moment coming in their first trip to Boston, where he scored 10 in the 4th, including the go-ahead jumper with 2 and a half to go.

The faces may change, but the roles have remained the same in the Magic’s Eastern Conference title defense. I may not always agree with some of his trades and his drafting has been suspect, but credit to Otis Smith, he’s kept this team in position to finish the job in June.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Welcome to Sports Fan Hell

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Being a sports fan ultimately boils down to two things: the unbridled joy of winning and the pain of losing. More times than not, you lose, it comes with territory, we all get that, it's what makes winning that much better. However, in the past 3 years for me, there's losing and then there's being repeatedly kicked in the protective cup. It's not just losing, it's having rivals win too, to pour salt in the wound, which lately has become a cement mixer. I've dubbed this Sports Fan Hell, and allow me to give you a tour. Think of it as a way to understand my incessant pessimism and whining.

It unofficially began on April 3, 2006 when Florida defeated UCLA for the NCAA basketball championship. I hate seeing UF win anything, but I didn't think much of it.Cute, those spoiled kids up in Gainesville finally have a basketball title, that's nice. Little did I know the misery I was in for:

October 19th, 2006 : It officially began when the Mets lost Game 7 of the NLCS in heartbreaking fashion to the Cardinals on a 2-run homer by Yadier Molina in the 9th inning and the season ending with Carlos Beltran striking out looking with the bases loaded. This is actually the most painful loss of my lifetime. 2006 was the season of destiny for the Mets, they had the pitching and the lineup and an 83-78 team took it from them, no one saw it coming. It took me almost til Christmas to get over it.

January 8, 2007 Florida boat races Ohio State 41-14. Great, 2 titles in 9 months, just what the trust fund babies needed. Part of the UF hate comes from being a Florida State fan, part of it comes from my friends who go to UF and never shut up about how much better they are than everyone simply by going to UF. Two titles for them is like pouring another gas can on the fire.

March 2007: Jimmy Rollins declares the Phillies, perennial September swooners, the team to beat in the NL East. When did Jimmy Rollins become good enough to be talkin shit like that? Please, like they have a chance.

April 2, 2007 : b-ball title #2 for UF and title #3 in 364 days. All of a sudden, there's a lot of blue and orange car flags around.

September 14-30, 2007 : The Collpase......already did an entry on this, and I'm not in the mood to do it again.

December 2007: Tim Tebow wins the Heisman and thus, the ballwashing begins. I can say without question that I have never hated an athlete like I do Tebow. The aw shucksness, the phony showbiz christian act, the fact that he's not a great QB and can just simply run over people at 6'5 245, yet people act like he's reinvented the wheel, the Favre-eque way announcers fawn over him. I actually danced a jig when he got that concussion.

January 6, 2008: Bucs lose NFC Wild Card game to Giants. This one doesn't bug me that much since I thought the Giants would win this game anyway and ended up doing what they did a few weeks later.

September 28,2008: The Collpase Part 2 concludes and destroys Shea Stadium. Nice to see 87 wins wasn't good enough for the Marlins this year, just like 89 and 88 weren't good enough for the Mets the 2 years prior. Karma po-lice, arrest this team.

October 29,2008 : Phillies win the World Series. Maybe the baseball gods don't exist.

December 2008: Following Monte Kiffin's announcement that he will be leaving the Buccaneers after the season to go to Tennessee, the defense takes the last month of the season off and the Bucs go from 9-3 to out of the playoffs, including blowing a 10-point lead in the 4th quarter in the final game against the freaking Raiders. I'm starting to wonder if I killed somebody in a past life

January 8, 2009: UF defeats Oklahoma for another national title, and Tim Tebow gets verbally blown by Thom Brennaman on TV for 3 hours......absolute torture.

March 20, 2009: Florida State blows a 13-point lead to Wisconsin in the 2nd half and falls in the final seconds of the 1st round of the NCAA Tourmanet. Ok, I'm reaching here, but at this point I was just hoping for ANY of my teams to come through at this point.

April-September 2009: Mets season becomes wet garbage.

June 11 and 14, 2009: Derek Fisher's daggers in Game 4 and the Lakers clinch it in Orlando. As I've said on here before, it sucked that they lost, but the fun of the Eastern Conference playoffs outweighed the end. That said, screw the Lakers, and I hope Yoko Khloe and her ugly sister Kourtney help wreck the repeat.

*Side note for June 14: The Mets lose 15-0 to the Yankees, where Johan Santana gets tagged for 9 runs in 3 innings in a series that also featured Luis Castillo's game-ending dropped pop-up. If the memory-eraser thing from Men In Black was available, it would definitely be used for that 4-5 day stretch.


The next 2 weeks: Phillies-Yankees World Series: Since my rage over this is approaching a Stephen Jackson in Detroit level, I'll let my friend Anthony sum it up: "It's the Alien vs. Predator World Series, no matter who wins, we lose."

Editor's note: This may be updated again in the coming months for the undeserved Tebow Heisman and another UF title.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

NFL thoughts 10/22

So far we know who the NFL's bottom shelf is (Cleveland, St. Louis, Tampa Bay, Buffalo, KC and Tennessee) and we're pretty sure of the elite teams (Saints, Giants, Vikings and Colts)and the 2nd tier who could be elite late in the year (New England Denver, Pittsburgh, Baltimore,Atlanta and Chicago). But what else have we learned?

- We've learned that Brett Favre is setting up Vikings fans for a massive letdown in January.

- Josh McDaniels knew what he was doing and that Kyle Orton is not just a caretaker.

-Tom Brady is just fine, and if you still don't believe that, go back and check how Peyton Manning's 2nd half was last year.

-Speaking of Peyton: no disrespect to Jim Caldwell, who I'm sure does contribute, but Manning is officially the coach of the Colts.

- Drew Brees is the most complete QB in the league in terms of mobility, poise, arm strength, and leadership

- That the Wildcat is a lot more complicated than just putting fast guys under center and running a screen pass; which is to say, the Dolphins are the only team that can truly pull it off.

- That the Niners are getting there, but they're not on the big boy level. I think they'll win the NFC West, get bounced in the Wild Card, but could make some serious noise in the next few years.

- There's a reason why Brady Quinn fall to 22nd in the draft. I couldn't have said it any better myself

- The Cowboys have gone from overrated to irrelevant very quickly.

- I'd say the Bengals are legit, but I want to see how much of an effect the loss of Antwan Odom has on their defense.

- Baltimore's suddenly mediocre secondary makes them beatable. Which is a shame, because I'd love to see what that team could do with both sides of the ball at full strength.

- Jason Campbell is apparently forever the victim of circumstance. I'd love to see how he'd look in a stable situation because it's never going to get any better for him in the District.

-Maybe, just maybe, the Eagles aren't Super Bowl material and I would've said that even prior to the Oakland fiasco.

Friday, October 16, 2009

LCS Opinions

- Last night shows the fundamental difference between the Phillies and Dodgers that still exists. If there is nothing else the Phillies have done better than any other team in the last 3 seasons, it's the ability to drop the hammer when the other team is waiting for the bell to ring. You watch them and you can tell they have this sixth sense of when they have chance to a bury a team(i.e. Howard's 2-run double in Colorado and in the 5th last night, Ibanez's 3-run shot in the 8th) and they usually do. On the flip side, the Dodgers had chances with the bases loaded in the 6th, a runner at 2nd with no out in the 7th, runners at the corners in the 8th and a lead off hit in the 9th and couldn't cash in. Outside of Cliff Lee, the rotations are even, L.A. has a better bench and bullpen, but they just can't finish, and that's why The Champs are who they are.

- Add this to the list of Phillie breaks over the last 3 years: Brad Lidge correcting himself just in time for the postseason run. Of course he would, these things always happen for the Phils.

- What will the Yankees do now that Ronan Tynan can't ice the opposing pitcher for 10 minutes in the 7th inning?

- It's essential for the Angels to take Game 1 tonight in The Bronx. I'm sure they'd feel satisfied with a split, but with the level of expectations for the Yankees right now, taking the first game would take the air out of the place and the feeling that L.A. is in their heads would be back.

- Picks : Phillies in 5, Yankees in 6......somebody kill me.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Playoff Blog Hits 10/10

- I'll leave my thoughts on the Twins-Yankees game to my good friend and loyal Twins fan, The Bama Gringo : "Unless the goddamn Twins are playing, A-Rod is the worst motherfucking postseason player in baseball history. Against the Twins, he turns into the second coming of Yogi fucking Berra. And for fuckin' fuck's sake, the 3-4-5 guys do their damn jobs, and Delmon Young, you hack-happy fucker, you just HAVE to swing at the first pitch, don't you. You, too, Gomez. FUCK!!!!!"

- I'm amazed that ESPN exercised so much restraint this morning in not showing the Luis Castillo Play every single time they talked about Matt Holliday's drop. You know, like they do every day as pretty boy Josh Elliott and Hannah Storm giggle incessantly. Oh wait, Hannah Storm giggles through every highlight, as you were.

- Speaking of, can there be anything worse than not only contributing to your team's devastating playoff loss, but getting drilled in the package in the process? As much deserved heat as Holliday's getting, Ryan Franklin should be getting ripped for walking Blake after being up 0-2, giving up a hit to Ronnie freaking Belliard (who I honestly thought was out of baseball), and to Loretta who was cold coming off the bench.

- I'm quite puzzled as to Jim Tracy adhering strictly adhering to the matchup-style lineup against Cliff Lee and Cole Hamels. It paid off in Yorvit Torrealba's 2-run homer in Game 2, but at this point in the season, you should have your best 9 guys out there and Torrealba might be the worst starting position player in the postseason and Garrett Atkins is clearly fearing the drug testing. But then again, I was happy to be wrong Thursday.

-Speaking of Mr. Hamels, I can't wait for his kid's first words to be "why is dada a shaggy-haired girl?" Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, TBS doesn't respect us, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why do I have to pitch during the day? Wahhhhhhhhh, my wife's giving birth! What's next? How dare the hitters swing at my pitches?

- Chip Caray is the new Joe Buck and by that I mean, no matter how bad he is (in this instance, Caray's cheerleading getting in the way of him actually presenting the game, as opposed to Buck's cheerleading mixing with his completely dull delivery), the network will continue to push him on us. There's hope for me yet.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Running Diary: Twins vs. Tigers AL Central One-Game Playoff

I will have a running diary for today's one-game playoff starting at 4:30 P.M. My prediction: an 8th inning implosion by the Tigers pen gives the Twins a 4-2 win.

4:30 P.M. : Congratulations to TBS on one of the dumbest programming decisions in history. Nothing like having According to Jim as your lead-in to a one-game playoff.

4:43: 16 months ago, I was watching Rick Porcello pitch in the Florida State League All-Star Game. They grow up so fast. And yes, I'm pissed that I missed out on seeing Stephen Strasburg sole appearence here until March.

4:46 - Watching Al Leiter on the MLB Net pre-game and them running highlights of his 2-hit gem in the one-game playoff against Cincy makes me feel old. My God, that was already 10 years ago?

5:01- Ron Darling, thankful to leave the prison sentence that was being on SNY for the 2009 season, gets to call his first meaningful game in over a year.

5:04- This entire Miguel Cabrera situation is a beauty. Even the Mets weren't this dumb the last 2 years.

5:07- It's 44 degrees and raining in Minneapolis. I don't see how Target Field will pose any sort of problem.

5:11- Text from my friend Tyler (a loyal Tigers fan):" We're 9 min into the broadcast and they've already listed about 37 reasons/stats why the Twins will win. This is gonna be a fun broadcast to watch."

5:18- Joe Mauer legs out a double with two out and one of the purest swings in the game. You think Bobby Bowden wishes he had taken that football scholarhsip to FSU right about now? Yeah, me too.

5:20- Porcello doesn't even look remotely fazed and gets Jason Kubel to pop out to short to end the first.

5:22- A "beat your wife, Miggy, beat your wife! (clap clap)" chant would've been solid, but as we all know, Minneapolis is classier than most.

5:24- Cabrera breaks out of a wretched 0-11 slump, with a one-handed double to the wall. Now THAT'S strength.

5:26- " It's like we say on the NBA ON TNT....win or go home," says Chip Caray. Nice to see Turner has learned the plug portion of the Broadcast from FOX.

5:27- Denard Span is one of those guys that won't get mentioned in the papers, but he's a player that you don't win without. Here's hoping the Mets can find/grow those kind of players.

5:31- Those final 2 outs are exactly why you trade for Orlando Cabrera. Despite his reported surliness in the clubhouse, he just gets it done.

5:46- Tigers avoid a double play after Curtis Granderson beats a nick Punto flip to 2nd. Darling dontests that Punto needed to make a better throw, but I don't think Punto had much of a choice considering how close Granderson was to the bag.

5:47- Maggloio Ordonez singles home Granderson for the first run. Maybe that haircut was for the best.

5:49- Miggy shuts everybody up with a 2-run blast into the football seats. Speaking of which, did you know Brett Favre played his old team last night?

5:59- Span makes it happen again with a single to right moving Matt Tolbert to 3rd. It's the little things.

6:01- nice to see Johan is still revered in the Twin Cities with all those jerseys. No need to worry, the Savior will rise again in March.

6:03- A botched pickoff attempt at 1st allows Tolbert to score. Bad move, you can't be focusing on the runner with 2 outs.

6:07- With the bases loaded, Kubel whiffs to end the inning. Let's just say he's not having the best of days.

6:09- Nice to see Tyler Hansbrough secure at least one endorsement before he fades into bolivian.

6:17- Great job by Punto to stand down the take-out slide by Ryan Raburn.

6:20- Worth noting: Rick Porcello has one less win in one season than Joba Chamberlain does in 3.

6:24- Colorado will not have Jorge De La Rosa in the rotation for the NLDS. That's a huge loss, now throws Jason Hammel into Game 4 and I'm not so sure he's ready.

6:27- Did you know this might be the last baseball game ever played in the Metrodome? They should mention that.

6:49- Kubel belts one almost to the upper deck to trim the lead to one. With the efforts this month from him and Cuddyer and Justin Morfneau, Delmon Young should probably be selling his house right about now.

6:53- Cuddyer works a 2-out walk with a great AB and Porcello is done. I would've let him face Delmon Young before pulling the plug.


6:55- Texas leaguer falls in and Cuddyer goes to 3rd.

6:56- Is pinch-hitting Brendan Harris for Jose Morales THAT big of a difference? That's making a move for the sake of it.

6:57- moot point, he gets plunked on the first pitch. The wheels are coming off for Detroit.

7:00- Impatient hitting by Tolbert bails Zach Miner out of disaster. 3-2 going to the 7th.

7:01- "God I hate Zach Miner, he's trying to kill me."- Tyler

7:07- Seems a little too early to be bringing Jon Rauch in, I'd much rather have him facing their heavy-hitting righties.

7:13- Delmon Young's favorite reliever, Jose Mijares, enters. From the same bullpen that brought us Dennys Reyes and Eddie Guardado, the Twins certainly do not discriminate against waistlines.

7:20- Matt Guerrier induces an inning-ending grounder and the Metrodome is coming back to life. Jim Leyland went into the tunnel for a heater.

7:29- After Punto reaches, they decide not to have Span bunt and tghen punches out. Puzzling call, may come back to haunt them.

7:30- Immediately upon typing that. Cabrera hits a 2-run homer. I know nothing.

7:32- "Why is Miner still in? Is Leyland alive?"- Tyler

7:35- Question: Why was Miner throwing him a hanging slider when Cabrera couldn't catch up to his fastball?


7:44- Magglio Ordonez puts the defribilluator to the Tigers with a homer just over the left field wall. I'm telling you, they should have these every year, 3 straight thrilling Game 163's.


7:47- I know Joe Nathan doesn't usually go 2 innings but with the season on the line, he has to be out there.

7:49- Now this is just aspiring announcer in me, but the 8th inning of a tie game is not the time to be going to the human interest story about how the Tigers are doing this for Detroit.

8:02- So just so were clear: Joe Nathan wasn't worth bringing in to start the 8th, but was ok to bring in with one out? A MENSA-worthy move by Gardy there.

8:13- A Wally Backman-esque bunt by Ramon Santiago. Nathan v. Granderson, buckle up.

8:16- This is exactly who you want up if you're the Tigers.

8:19- Once again, I know nothing. That said, what a lousy call.

8:22- Lousy baserunning by Granderson there, you have to wait for that to fall. When you have first and third with no one out and you can't cash in, maybe it's not your day.

8:28- How many times does a leadoff walk in the bottom of the 9th comes into score?

8:30- The division-title winning run on 2nd and here comes Fernando Rodney.....I'm actually worried what might happen to Tigers fans in the next 5 minutes.

8:34- What a play by Inge. Big names tend to do big things in these games.

8:36- If you needed any reason to keep watching after 3 and a half hours, Craig Sager's purple suit makes an appearence. Thank you, TBS.

8:46 Who says September call-ups who only make 3 appearences aren't useful? What wheels by Don Kelly, although Mauer should've been made Kelly blown him up.

8:50- What is Ryan Raburn thinking? Just let that one drop.

8:51- What is Delmon Young thinking? You have the cloer rattled and the place going and you're gonna swing on the first pitch? Nice going.

8:57- As a Met fan, I know exactly what's about to happen. Opposite field single by Span to win it.

9:01- Incredible play by Raburn, and dumbfounded that they sent Casilla on a ball that shallow (shades of Junior throwing out Cuddyer last year). What a game. And what a horrendous call by Chip Caray who yelled "BASE HIT!" before Raburn even had a play on it.

9:15- You figure with Fernando Rodney going into his 3rd inning of work that this won't end well for the Tigers.

9:16- Simply put, Curtis Granderson is the balls of the Detroit Tigers. Great catch.

9:18- Randy Marsh must be getting a playoff spot from one of these teams. Wow, was that awful.

9:30- Bases loaded and Inge at the plate.....this is where putting Rauch in in the 7th hurts them.

9:38- And the Tigers go back to their Mets impression....weak.

9:40- You can't possibly expect a closer to go 4 innings, right? right?

9:43- Young and Casilla have plenty of speed to break up a double play, but if Alexi Casilla beats you, it wasn't gonna happen anyway.

9:45- What a game, sucks it had to end. Congrats to the Twins on a miraculous comeback and will now receieve a 1 and 2 asswuppin courtesy of the Yankees.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

That Day

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It’s been 731 days since the worst day in the history of the New York Mets franchise, but it still feels just as bad as the first and just thought of it leaves most Met fans with the face you see above.

On September 30, 2007, the Mets completed the worst regular season collapse in the history of the game, falling to the Florida Marlins 8-1 and handing the National League East championship to the Phillies.

What the Mets had spent the last 2 years building as a championship franchise disappeared in the course of 3 hours (and ultimately, the next September and all of 2009). The players and management can talk about how it didn’t affect their psyche, but it’s been quite obvious that they’ve been chasing ever since. That day and, what happened in Game 7 the previous year, and the following September have left even the most loyal Met fans (including yours truly) with a deep amount of distrust and resentment.

In 2008, the thought the orange and blue might replicate the abject failure of the previous September was there, but not in 2007.

Sure, the team’s biggest free agent acquisition that winter was Moises Alou, but this was a team that was one fluke home run away from a World Series the year before. Tom Glavine continued to be the staff ace in the final year of his contract, El Duque was his old (and I do mean old) reliable self in the 2-spot, John Maine was continuing to make leaps and bounds in his 2nd full season, and Oliver Perez was showing the promise that Mets’ brass saw when they traded for him the previous July. Despite no Duaner Sanchez and a sub-par Scott Schoeneweis, the bullpen was in its 2006 form. With a healthy Alou, the offense was just as potent as its 2006 counterpart.

In addition to being on a mission to finish what the 2006 team came so painstakingly short of, there was fuel on the fire when Philly shortstop Jimmy Rollins declared the Phillies the team to beat in the NL East, bringing life to a rivalry that had been largely dormant for its history.

While the Phillies had 2 critical sweeps during the season (a 3-gamer in Shea in early June and a 4-game sweep in Philly at the end of August which featured just about every way you could lose a ball game), the Mets had a 6 1/2 game going into a three-game showdown with them at Shea Stadium on September 14.

It’s a strange day for me, as it signaled a beginning and an end in different respects. That night was my first night working in radio as I was covering a high school football game in Stuart for Sebastian River High. I remember listening to Aaron Heilman surrender a go-ahead sac fly to Greg Dobbs in the 10th inning, giving the Phillies a 3-2 win and bringing them with 5 1/2 games, with the radio crew having a post-game meal. Still, no big deal, right? Rollins would hit a 2-run triple in the 7th on Saturday and Guillermo Mota would begin his trail of devastation on Sunday, loading the bases in the 6th, eventually setting up a Dobbs grand slam off of Jorge Sosa to seal a 10-6 win, the sweep and shrinking the lead to 3 ½. But hey, the Phillies are a pretty good team and they don’t have to play them again, so it’s all good. Right?

Here’s where it gets painful.

Even with the lead the shrinking, Met fans weren’t pulling their hair out like the following year. This was a team that when push came to shove, usually handled it’s business. Plus, the schedule was in their favor as the final 14 games against bottom-feeders Washington and Florida and a make-up game against a St. Louis club that was out of contention and banged up. If ever there was a gift-wrapped division championship, this was it.

For some reason, Omar Minaya thought it would be a swell idea to sign Brian Lawrence in December 2006, despite the fact that Lawrence hadn’t been relevant (or any shade of servicable) in almost 4 years. With El Duque hurt (only made a brief cameo during implosion), a pitcher who was more used up than a 1997 Camry, was now asked to stop the bleeding against a team hungry to play spoiler and led by a manager eager to get back at the team who he felt should’ve hired him back in the winter of 2004, instead of Willie Randolph. Naturally, Lawrence gave back a 4-0 lead that the Mets had built off of future Met disaster Tim Redding. Aaron Sele, Schoenewis and 4 Met errors (10 in 2 games) finished it, as Washington won going away 12-4. They would blow another 4-0 lead and a 7-3 lead the next night, as Austin Kearns and Wily Mo Pena continued to transform into the ’07 Ruth and Gehrig, the lead now down to 2 ½. They’d stop the slide the next night but it would be followed by what would be personally, the most painful defeat of the freefall.

September 20th, my 21st birthday. I was actually supposed to go to the game that night, but it fell through at the last moment and thank God. Being 21 and having nothing to do, ordering the Extra Innings package can be a dangerous thing. As The Collapse ventured on, watching the games turned me into an emotional puddle of a human being, however this night would be more pathetic. Since the geniuses that have run the Marlins got into a 13-year pissing match with the cable companies that only ended just this season, a critical 4-game set was not available to any Met fans living in the Sunshine State. On this night I was reduced to running back and forth from talking and having cake with relatives to running into my room to check the game on the computer. In the 9th inning, Marlon Anderson hit a bases clearing triple and Beltran then brought him home to make it a 7-4 lead. Awesome, the Mets right the ship on my birthday, great birthday present. WRONG. When Billy Wagner wussed out with back spasms (nothing like getting $10 million a year and bailing in a big spot), Jorge Sosa was brought into close, who immediately imploded, giving up 3 in the 9th (thanks in part to a David Wright throwing error) and then a game-winning Dan Uggla double in the 10th, leaving a mouth agape irish kid who just turned 21 with only one thing to do.

They would win the final three games (though nearly imploding on Sunday, coughing up a 9th inning lead only to recover in extras), highlighted by me during the Saturday game at Dolphin Stadium yelling at Guillermo Mota to sit the hell down when all he did was stand up to shake his arms loose.

They’d save the worst for last.

The Nationals continued their best impression of the ’27 Yankees, while Pelfrey was still in a rut (you know, the one he went back into this season), Tom Glavine showed a preview of what was to come and Phillip Humber was pulled too early in his first major league start with a 6-2 lead in which Joe Smith and Pedro Feliciano gave up 5 runs in the span of 3 minutes. Also, I’m pretty sure the Mets hit into 20 double plays during the series, and David Wright hitting into 8 of them. Irony of ironies: who got the save to complete the sweep? Luis Ayala. More proof that God hates the Mets.

They’d waste Pedro Martinez’s last good start as a Met in a make-up game with St. Louis the following night to fall into a tie with the Phils, being shut out 3-0 by Joel Piniero. Repeat: Joel Piniero. On a side note, will all these experts please stop talking about how the Cardinals have a great 3-man rotation for the playoffs? Carpenter and Wainwright, yes, but Joel Piniero? Child please. It’s JOEL FREAKING PINIERO! The guy defines pedestrian!

The Collapse reached a new low when Oliver Perez’s renassiance season ended with a whimper, giving up 6 runs in 3 2/3 innings as the Mets fell out of first place. The next 2 days would reach levels of the absurd and tragic.

Let me put it this way: If Tom Seaver and Dwight Gooden didn’t, and Johan Santana doesn’t, there will NEVER be a Mets no-hitter. But John Maine nearly did it on the second to last day of the season, carrying a no-no for 7 2/3, losing it on an infield single by Paul Hoover. Between work and going to/at my friend’s house, I kept my nose buried in my phone watching it , thinking “It HAS to happen this way” and just laughing how it surreal it was. What occurred after the Hoover single would be the ultimate case of pride before the fall. After a shouting match, Jose Reyes charged Miguel Olivo, sparking off a bench-clearing brawl in the process, giving the Marlins incentive for Sunday.

Meanwhile, Matt Chico kept the Phillies in check, and it was a dead heat going to the final day of the season. If it were any other two teams, it’d be amazing theater. Instead, it would be akin to the South Park episode where they tried to remove Butters’ bad dreams.

Again, with no TV and attending 2 different family-related parties that I had to be dragged to, I was stuck to the phone and watching gamecast, only to watch horror unfold.

Hanley Ramirez walks, Uggla fielder’s choice, Jeremy Hermida single, Miguel Cabrera RBI single (crap, but Tommy will get out of this), Cody Ross doubles home Hermida and Cabrera then scores on a throwing error by Glavine (no….no….no….this can’t be happening….maybe there’s a mistake….there’s no way), Mike Jacobs single, Matt Treanor walks (what the hell is he doing? Get him out of there), Alejandro De Aza singles (he’s toast), Dontrelle Willis hit by a pitch with the bases loaded (oh my God, we’re screwed), Glavine gone (and good freaking riddance), Jorge Sosa in (great Willie, who doesn’t get enough blame for being an absolute corpse in the midst of the disaster), Ramirez strikes out, 2-run double for Uggla (we’re doomed), Hermida grounds out.

And just like that, it was over. The Marlins ace wasn’t much better (not making it out of the 3rd) as the Mets scratched across a run in the first and had the bases loaded when Ramon Castro’s blast died on the track. They would never come close again and when the Nationals laid down for the Phillies, The Collapse was complete.

By the time I got to the 2nd party, the only hope was for the Nationals to make a miracle rally. My dad, seeing the mood I was in, decided to have me join in a volleyball game he was playing with his buddies. Understand, this is a beautiful house right on the Indian River with plenty of palm trees, just a perfect place. So I’m playing, trying to take my mind off what was happening, when I’m running for a spike when I realized I was going to smack right into a palm tree. I caught myself mid-stride like Felix Jones Monday night and started backpedaling, with one problem: I couldn’t stop. BOOM! For two seconds, I honestly thought I had cracked my head open. There I was, on the porch of a beautiful, expensive house, holding a soda can to the back of my head to stop the bleeding, while looking at a phone, hoping and praying that the worst of worst case scenarios wouldn't happen. Yeah, safe to say it was the worst day ever. When I got home, I did what any rational Met fan would’ve done; I kicked my recycle bins across the front lawn and smashed the contents with a bat. But the Mets weren’t finished, they had one more knife to twist follwing the game.


In 36 words, Tom Glavine did almost as much damage as he had done in 36 pitches:

“I’m not devastated. I’m disappointed, but devastation is for much greater things in life. I’m disappointed, obviously, in the way I wanted to pitch. I can’t say there is much more I would have done differently.”

Rationally, he’s correct, given the current state of morale in our country, a baseball game should be just a hair of a blip on the radar screen. But when families are dolling out $100-$200 to go to a game to pay your ridiculous salary, it means something to them. The fans who buy your jersey and watch each game on TV or in person with a fervent passion and intensity over the course of 5 months like myself care a whole lot in that moment. Had Glavine said that the day after when the team was cleaning out their lockers, I’m probably not talking about this, but to say that immediately after the worst big-game pitching performance in the history of the game is just insulting. He would’ve been better off just saying “eh, shit happens.”

That’s what hurt the most, knowing that it doesn’t bother them as much as it does us. You spend every day from the end of March through the end of Spetember following every single game on TV, every box score, transaction, rumor, etc. and when it happens as this did, you can’t focus, you don't sleep as well, you worry, you keep thinking of superstitions that could possibly fix it and then you realize that there’s absolutely nothing you can do. You just feel like such an idiot for wasting all your time on something that went up in smoke so quickly and in such pathetic fahsion.

There was some small amount of joy when the Rockies continued their miracle run by sweeping the Phillies in the NLDS, but as I've said here before, it's like sending the guy who killed your brother into the hospital; nice, but the damage had already been done. There's no erasing the images of despondent Met fans and kids crying at Shea or a champagne-doused, grinning Jimmy Rollins, realizing that he got over. It invokes sadness, frustration, anger, disbelief, the list of emotions goes on and until they cash one in, they won't ever go away.

2008 was almost as painful because it closed Shea Stadium and thankfully, 2009 was over in July, but I can’t imagine anything ever being worse than those 16 days in September 2007.